David Frias

Born In San Diego, California.
Live in Texas (now)
19 years old.

ME

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

incendiaryshogun:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

As a necromancer, I and my ilk thank you.

(via pussyhuntress)

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

(via pussyhuntress)

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

Twin Falls, Yoho National Park ➾ Jayme Gordon

syl-vester:

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

My dad was the owner of this mcdonalds when this billboard was put up, he wasn’t happy

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY
Frias